06 December 2008

Volcano base is go!

Tristan da Cunha sits 2,816 kilometers from the coast of South Africa, and 2,430 kilometers from its closest neighbor, the island of St. Helena, where the Emperor Napoleon lived out his final days in exile. The main island of Tristan da Cunha does have a small permanent population: roughly 270 people living mostly in the capital city of Edinburgh of the Seven Seas.

Now that's the sort of place you could get up to nefarious shit. Build Death Rays, or a Tsunami machine, make a clone army from the DNA of Joe Pasquale, play the stereo really loud. Mortgage rates are 2% now, there's never been a better time to buy.

I need to draft a want-ad for some henchmen.