Shiny shame!

I seem to have caused some kind of mini-disaster on UK:R, with what I shall now call "Shiny-gate". Shattered illusions are tough for people, I always suspected a lot of his readers assumed his "deeply awkward tit" style was just a post-ironic put-on. Nope.

It's all got a bit ugly. Still, selling out gets a bad press, you can't buy a loaf of bread with YOUR SOUL!